Last Post & Celestial Hand Luggage

Time is running away from me so I won’t manage to say everything I would really want to communicate… Last Post (Tuesday, December 10, 2024)     In the circumstances, some explanation may be necessary. I have reached the point where the finishing line of the longest, most brutal endurance test of my life is within sight. …

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Kureishi & an update

Listening to writer Hanif Kureishi – who suffered a spinal injury 12 months ago – guest editing BBC radio 4’s Today programme over the festive period made me realise that an update is well overdue. I apologise upfront since this has turned into a bit of a ramble. The programme is well worth listening to, …

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Double marathon madness

It’s not too late to sponsor my carer Eve who is attempting a double marathon across the Isle of Arran this weekend to raise money for the Rooprai Spinal Trust.. https://www.justgiving.com/team/MasonMarwood https://www.instagram.com/p/CCnloCPAW7j/?utm_medium=copy_linkhttps://www.rstrust.com/

Winter update / Actualización de invierno

I am long overdue an update. Apologies. Listening to the radio a few weeks ago I heard a geeky discussion about the future of artificial intelligence. The “expert” speculated that, within the next hundred years, AI would be able to simulate an experience virtually indistinguishable from real life with visual experiences, audio, smell, taste and …

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Tyre pressure \ Presión de los neumáticos

Contemplating England’s prospects in the 1962 World Cup whilst trying to find the perfect tyre pressure – a combination of rider weight and road surface quality. Contemplar las perspectivas de Inglaterra en la Copa del Mundo de 1962 mientras intenta encontrar la presión de neumáticos perfecta: una combinación de peso del ciclista y calidad de …

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Reality check / De cara a la realidad

What follows, of course, isn’t a real conversation. It’s a combination of actual conversations but mostly what goes on inside my head at 3 AM. NHS doctors really aren’t this sweary, even in Glasgow.   Doctor:               You are completely fucked. Me:                      Could you be a bit more specific? Doctor:               Do you want the good news …

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